ulupong
ulup´ong n. poisonous snake
Tagalog-Dictionary.com
ulupong, n – a species of poisonous snake, cobra.
Diksyunaryong Ingles-Pilipino, Pilipino-Ingles
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The heavens roared and came flashes of blinding light hurling bolts of lightning into the ground. Nearby a volcano shakes the earth violently and cracks its very foundation as if to erupt in an apocalyptic fury. Rolling half-molten brimstones carpet the surrounding planes as the hellish crater spews forth its pyroclastic magma in an unbridled frenzy. Set the stage ablaze for the coming of ULUPONG.com.
Okay. Enough of that, ULUPONG.com is basically a blog about our effort to earn from the internet through blogging, of course, and several other methods which we hope to discover later on.
It’s a sort of sharing our way into the system. I, nepspeed82, and my brother, francisco, will share to you our experiences, the things we’ve learned, including those that helped us big time all throughout the efforts and the process involved.
Expect rants of course which might, ***just might***, comprise most of the blog; but we will always maintain its informative nature, promise.
Why ULUPONG.com?
Based on the definition given above here are the reasons (that we could think of) why we chose the word “ulupong”:
- We are the poisonous kind and we will surely poison your thoughts with intuitive ideas that you’ll keep coming back for more.
- We are so poisonous that we don’t get on each other’s way nor stay together even for a short period of time because a fierce battle will inevitably ensue and we’d both drop dead afterwards because of our highly-poisoned poisonous poison.
- We are so poisonous that we find it hard to write non-disorienting well-formed posts as the poison is already corroding away the very fabric of our sanity and thought processes.
- Or, however disappointing it might sound, we’re so poisonous that you’ll find our blog so repulsive and despicable you’d regret ever reading anything we post at all.
- Another meaning of the word “ulupong”, although I’m not certain if most Pinoys know or are even aware of it, is a huge snake – like a python. In line with that meaning, perhaps we could relate it to our dreams of making it big in the blogosphere. We aim to be successful A-list bloggers one day and earn like they do, 6 figures monthly perhaps.
What benefits will you get if you read our blog?
I’d instantly tell you “nothing”. But that would be rude and will force you to go away so I prepared a few thoughts I could muster why you should read and stick on reading our blog.
- You’ll learn new things that we’ve already learned just in case you didn’t happen to come across it in your life or just simply forgot that you’ve learned it already.
- You’ll be amused at how stupid, eventually, we’ll become in our efforts to give you the “greatest blog” in the world.
- You’ll be again amused at how we’ll unnecessarily expound on things of no importance or are just simply unexpoundable; J + K= ~Q for example. Put it like this, if you put J and K together do you think it will form a Q or an R perhaps. Maybe a W is the closest we could arrive at, or maybe a K with a tail, but certainly not Q…
- You’ll be inspired to make a clown of yourselves like we do rendering you unable to write “content-rich” posts. That way, things will be to our advantage making the competition to the top easy-pickings for us. (Pause for a few seconds with a diabolic grin… then, a cold wicked laugh.)
- If you’re still not into blogging, (where have you been dude?) you’ll be inspired to start your own blog adding to the mess we bloggers made, which is the blogosphere, considering all the noise we’re making. (Just kidding XD… I know I shouldn’t have said that… Damn… sorry… I think I should just shoot myself in the head…) (Walks away in front of the PC and stares blankly down the floor consumed by remorse and self-pity ‘sob’…)
